acupuncture, oriental medicine, chinese medicine, herbal medicine
On the rare occasions that I get a chance to sit down and stare mindlessly at the television screen, undoubtedly I will see a commercial for one of the fabulous and fantastic pharmaceuticals that our lives are empty and meaningless without.
It is at times like these that I think and dream about a commercial about acupuncture that could be broadcast into the living rooms of millions of americans.
It would go something like this…..
(Cue soothing yet inspirational piano music)
Cut to footage of a fifty-something good-looking man or woman gazing dreamily out the window…..
(cue yearning and wistful dialogue): Are you in pain, do you have low energy, are you feeling…. ”not your self” ? Ask your local alternative medicine practitioner about Acupuncture!
Acupuncture therapy has been used safely for thousands of years to treat all manner of aches, pains, illnesses and disease.
Call the number on the bottom of the screen to find an acupuncturist near you today and get back on the road to better health.
(Cue different voice tone): “Side effects may include but are not limited to: Feeling more energy, repeated feelings of well being, more restful sleep, reduced feelings of stress, enhanced calmness of mind. Check with your doctor and he will tell you that there are no interactions with acupuncture treatment and any medications you are taking.
“This message brought to you by acupunctureology.com”
CUT!
Ah, it is nice to dream isn’t it?
On a more serious note, there are very few side effects of acupuncture. There is a chance of bruising around the area of the needle insertion, but bear in mind even if there is bruising it usually does not involve any pain. The chance of infection is very little with acupuncture as only disposable singe use needles are used and cleanliness procedures are adhered by. There are a few points around vital organs that with gross negligence on the part of a practitioner could result in a serious emergency. But when I say gross negligence I mean that the incidence of these complications runs on average about six cases per 100,000 administered. Thats a pretty good rate when compared to some of the various Iatrogenic(meaning Doctor caused) complications in various conventional health care procedures.
But as stated in the fantasy commercial above there are some very real side effects each and every time an acupuncture treatment is administered. When I treat a patient in the office for the straightforward condition of simple low back ache, these patients often report that along with relief in their low back pain they generally feel less stress, more energy, and are sleeping deeper!
Now that is results that you can take to the bank!
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